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Twice in the same spot now–outside of my gym.
The first time I was walking up to the door (exhausted and sweaty from a 10 mile run, no less) to hear from behind me “mmmmmmm.” I turned around to see a guy leaning out of his parked car window, and I said, “Excuse me?”
“What? I’m just saying hi?”
“That’s so inappropriate. MMMMmmm is not hi.”
“Don’t be such a bitch.” After I walked inside, I noted one of the women from the gym (who I haven’t seen since) walk outside and get in his car. Classy dude, there.
The second time I was waiting outside of the gym for my boyfriend to meet me on our walk home. Man walks past and says “Oh well YOU look sexy today.” “Fuck off man.” “What?!” as he turned around to walk back to me: “Fuck off. I don’t know you, why would you feel it necessary to tell me I’m sexy. In case you were wondering, most women don’t enjoy that.”
“I didn’t know that women don’t like that.”
“Right, I’m sure this tactic works for you every time you’ve tried it.”
“Fuck. You’re rude, you bitch.”
I’d rather be thought a bitch if it means these assholes leaving me alone.
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